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High-hat Hagiography

April 15, 2015

 

TOP TEN Reasons Mike Portnoy Is Not The Best Drummer Ever

 

  1. I’m old…I still remember Bonzo’s awesome Moby Dick!!  He was a beast.

 

  1. Sense of humor, could work well with those “others,” and did keep the beat: RINGO!!!

 

  1. Phenomenal rhythm genius AND strong-willed enough to drive even Miles a bit nuts—which counts for something. Not only should every prog head own Bitches Brew but also this drummers own, Lifetime: The Collection.  Tony Williams!

 

  1. Okay, okay, Portnoy is the better stick-man, (heck he could play better with amputated feet stubs) but he couldn’t match the smoky alto range: Karen Carpenter (just listen to Solitaire)

 

  1. Sure we all love Carl Palmer, Alan White, Nick D’Virgilio, Terry Bozzio, & Phil, but c’mon, we bow before Crimson’s original King: Bill Bruford.

 

  1. Gene Krupa…just because he was cool.  That, and Drum Boogie!

 

  1. Because everyone has a sentimental favorite: Max Roach, Keith Moon, Ginger Baker, Billy Cobham, Bill Ward, and, for me: GRAEME EDGE!

 

  1. Animal!

 

  1. Buddy Rich. Because not only was he as good (probably better) than all the others. He used to do “it” in wearing a tight suit and necktie 🙂

 – – – Drum Roll Please – – –

And The Number One Reason Mike Portnoy is NOT the Best Drummer Ever:

peart

  1. NEIL PEART (nuff said!)

 

p.s. Portnoy is awesome by the way and on my best/fave list

 

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