Top 10 Reasons to listen to PROG

THE TOP-TEN REASONS TO LISTEN TO PROG

 

10. When I want mean and surly Eminem just doesn’t “cut it.”

Give me Bob Fripp!

 

9. Not enough Roger Dean art on Katy Perry’s new album.

 

8. Disco sucks; you’re still waiting for a sequel to TALES FROM

TOPOGRAPHIC OCEANS, and…”Get Off My Lawn!!!”

 

7. As Duke Ellington said: “It don’t mean a thog if ain’t got

          that prog!”

 

6.  Two Words: “Terrestrial Radio”

 

5. Two (more) Words: “Classic FM”

 

4. Well, I am totally pretentious!

 

3. My Doctor says I need more ‘noodling’ and ‘wibbly-wobbly’ in

my diet.

 

2. Scratch Turn-Table, Beatboxing, and Auto Tune? No thanks.

I’ll stick with Hammond B3s, Mellotrons, and Fender Strats.

 

Drum Roll Please

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TO LISTEN TO PROG

 

 

1. Yes, the angels love to sing Bach, and when they are all alone

by themselves, they delight in singing Mozart.  But God, well,

the Lord listens to Big Big Train and Glass Hammer 🙂